warpedtoursmoshpit:

today in 6th period, it was pouring rain and I arrived late to class due to appreciating the rainfall. so when I finally walked in, I was dripping wet and the teacher gave me a dirty look and said that she was going to mark me tardy with a referral to the office and I point my finger at her and said “no” and THEN THUNDER CRACKLED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT AND THE POWER WENT OUT and just to freak out everyone, I whisper “666” and this girl screamed. 

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britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

literally me when my straight friends stay overnight

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds